Context: The temporary character I was playing for this session wouldn’t be introduced until the end of the big combat at the start, so I was playing one of the bad guys (Half-Elf Archfey Warlock, not that the party knows that) instead.
Me: Okay, so, yeah, I’m gonna cast Dominate Person on Barbarian
[He just barely makes the save]
Fey Wanderer Ranger: Wait, wait! Oh, I finally get to use this! I have Beguiling Twist, and since he made the save, now you have to make a save or be charmed! Uno reverse, motherfucker.
[Rest of the table laughs a little. I am just barely holding back an evil cackle]
Me: Yeah, well, you see, I have this thing called Beguiling Defenses-
[All of us erupt into hysterical laughter]
Me, barely able to speak through giggles: Which means that 1) I am immune to being charmed, and 2) now you have to make a saving throw or be charmed.
Changeling Warlock: (slams hands on table) UNO REVERSE, MOTHERFUCKER!
[We all lose our shit again]
DM: So you all watch as this tragedy, this comedy of errors, Warlock tries to charm Barbarian, fails, then Ranger tries to charm Warlock, and Warlock just throws it right back. You know how in Legend of Zelda, there are those boss fights that are just you and Ganondorf hitting energy balls at each other? Yeah, this is that.
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